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teachers in the 90s-00s: If you’re writing a formal letter in a business setting, remember to use a colon instead of a comma in the salutation.

formal letters in a business setting: thnaks! -sent from my Samsung RH2777AT HomePAD Internet Refrigerator

This has the vibe of my German teacher teaching us all how to write a letter to book a hotel room.