@copperbadge something to add to the list? ;P
Oh god, the salad cream D:
[ID: Several images of mocked-up ice cream containers; top is red ice cream with a Heinz Ketchup label, middle is light tan ice cream with a Kikkoman Soy Sauce label, and bottom are two pints, one cream-colored and one white, labeled Heinz Salad Cream and Heinz Mayonnaise respectively.]
Big “Will it soft serve?” vibes