lieutenant-columbro:

“oh, and just one more thing. those folks down in the village sir, they’re real kind people, and they make terrific food too! the stuff i tried – paprika hundle, no, that’s not right, it was hendl, that’s it! boy, that stuff was delicious! i even got the recipe to send home to my wife. what ya gotta know about mrs. columbo, is she’s a much more adventurous eater than i usually am. she’ll just love that stuff, i’m sure. but i noticed somethin’ funny when i was in town, too. the nice lady who made my food, oh, she was sweet as could be, really, but she seemed so worried once i told her i was comin’ up here. she gave me this crucifix thing, insisted i take it, in fact. isn’t that odd? i’m not much of a religious sorta guy, see, and i thought maybe you might know about – woah! hey! gee whiz, i didn’t know it was gonna upset ya so much….okay, i’ll put it away, no harm, no foul…”