This is just to say

the-real-seebs:

librarianpirate:

I have eaten

the spiders
that were in
my cave

and which
you were probably
counting
for statistical purposes

Forgive me
I am an outlier
adn
should not have been counted

“Average poem parodied three times a year” factoid is actually statistical error. Average poem is parodied 0 times a year. This is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams, which is not a metaphor for Plato’s cave and is parodied over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.