#bi & fashion icons
#And Literal Gods
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”
Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big – almost every country in the world was involved.”
Thor: *nodding* “Right.”
Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”
Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”
Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”
Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”
Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.”
Thor: “… you lost me.”
I’d like to formally apologize to Stan Lee himself for making this post.
Valhalla, I am coming.
I’m asking for
safe passage… through the Anus.
Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi
Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi.