Tag: trainspotting

endless list of my favourite films: Trainspotting

It’s shite being Scottish! We’re the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization! Some people hate English. I don’t! They’re just wankers! We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers! Can’t even find a decent culture to be colonized by! We’re ruled by effete arseholes! It’s a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won’t make any fucking difference

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?

Trainspotting

Sometimes when I am at the store this gets in my head.

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Choose toys. Choose children. Choose cuddling. Choose bedtime stories, relentless dribbling and some baby ripping your fucking arm off. Choose machine washing, jumble sales and rotting your life away at the bottom some fucking toy box. I chose not to choose toys, and the reasons? Who needs reasons, when you’ve got sherbert?

Toytrainspotting (via likeripplesonablankshore)