Honestly though of ALL the fandoms I am in, it is profoundly unreal to me that the one getting new Content™ in this the year of our lord 2021 is the fucking Silmarillion. This is certainly one of the most timelines that exists
The Valar and Maiar came from beyond the realms of Arda, but the second I start talking about how Gandalf is an alien, Tolkien scholars stop taking me seriously.
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.
The Silmarillion gave me a new perspective.