transpunkspacejunk:

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

gxth-jxck:

gxth-jxck:

gothdolphin:

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

apathyfairy:

me being raised on 90s internet rules where telling someone online your favorite color was giving out too much personal information watching gen z youtubers give out their real first and last names and telling everyone the exact city and apartment complex where they live

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog