date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books
I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine
I’ll bring you home and then never look at you again. Sometimes I might loan you out to desperate friends and while you’re gone I’ll think of opening you up but eventually I’ll forget you exist and you’ll belong to my friend now.
i’ll put you on a shelf with hundreds of others i’ve used and never revisted
Possibly carry you around a while for public fondling when bored. Use you thoroughly for a couple nights at most, then drop you off in my harem to exist only for my visual pleasure, never again to experience anything like the first time.
Please don’t date a girl who treats you like she treats books is the takeaway here, then.
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Oh man, that thing is sharp as hell
steve rogers in captain america: sam wilson #8
various costumes by Eiko Ishioka featured in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) and collaborations with Tarsem Singh
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I like how Isaac is like “it’s cool, right?” and BB-8 is clearly like “what the fuck is this bullshit, asshole”
i canNOT handle this
Because I am trash I did a supercut of Winter Soldier fight scenes from CA:TWS to T.Swift songs. *lobs it at you* *runs back into cave and hides*
(I also recut the first Civil War trailer to Bad Blood. It’s here.)
(Seriously, though. You learn a lot going minutely through someone else’s edit. Possibly the least useful of which is that actors often pull ridiculous faces when doing fight scenes.)