Tag: jupiter ascending

AND ANOTHER THING: if 50 Shades of Gray, cynical poison masquerading as Our Garbage, makes more money than JUPITER ASCENDING, a joyful and sincere celebration of Our Garbage, i will set the planet on fire. Do the right thing. Choose the right garbage.

Tumblr User Rave sashayed, our own elder witch grandmother, dispensing wise advice we sorely need

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I just want to live in giant elaborate space castles and use those sick hover heelies PLEASE

Friends, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED CHANNING TATUM TO EXPLAIN GRAVITY TO YOU (the natural phenomenon, not the film, although I’m sure the latter would be similarly mesmerising)??? WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE DOUGLAS BOOTH EXAMINE THE ETHICAL VAGARIES OF MARITAL LAW?! REDMAYNE EMBODY THE VERY ESSENCE OF CAPITALISM?? !!?? TUPPENCE MIDDLETON ELUCIDATE THE DOMAINS OF APPLIED HUMAN GENETICS, BIOLOGICAL DETERMINISM, AND TIME IN ONE FELL FLORAL SWOOP??? If so (and of course you do) I direct you to JUPITER ASCENDING.