Because of reasons.
Because of the leather jacket.
I want this jacket. I realise I don’t like leather for clothing other than shoes because I don’t like the smell (I also don’t like the colour brown, but that did not stop me buying a brown leather jacket at 80% in BHS that one time – £25 for a leather jacket that fits well is too hard to resist) – STILL, I like it.
I was walking through the mens’ clothing section in M&S the other day and it occurred to me then that the mens’ clothes were always more consistently to my liking than the womens’. Lame sauce.