just misread ‘can’t stand minions’ as ‘can’t stand minoans’ and spent 5 minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete
Why Minoans are problematic:
– jumped over bulls = animal cruelty
– only used Linear A, which has never been deciphered, so basically very inaccessible and history’s tallest paywall
– spent all their time building palaces
– disappeared mysteriously, thus avoiding any accountability for the aforementioned
hear me out: a lotr game but you play as the ring, throwing yourself wantonly into the path of unsuspecting folk and slowly corrupting their minds as the game progresses
it’s a lovely morning in middle earth, and you are a horrible ring.
“My philosophy is whatever you do, you’ve got to invest in yourself. If you don’t, there are a lot of people out there who will get the job because they’re more prepared than you.
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