lemonsharks:

whatshouldwecallhomer:

fluentisonus:

just misread ‘can’t stand minions’ as ‘can’t stand minoans’ and spent 5 minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete

Why Minoans are problematic:

– jumped over bulls = animal cruelty

– only used Linear A, which has never been deciphered, so basically very inaccessible and history’s tallest paywall

– spent all their time building palaces

– disappeared mysteriously, thus avoiding any accountability for the aforementioned

This post was made by a mycenaean apologist