mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere:
literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said “id kiss judas with tongue” in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went “do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?”
me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other’s bodies?
her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.
her:
this cannot become a big post guys don’t reblog it
This feels like something
Achieving unlocked!
The Bible has a fandom too
Jesus x Judas yaoi
Achievement unlocked!
MILD SPELLING ERROR
come on dude it’s in your name
FUCKING AGAIN??????
Achievement unlocked!
There is no escape
Just succumb
yeah okay ill reblog that
This post has been rickrolled.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why does the SUN rise and fall?
Because these things are.
They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.
Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,
😎
Water is wet, the
sky is blue and I’m never
gonna give you up,
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
since the entire gimmickverse is here, I’m here to set fire to a government building.
Today, Jesus is holding:
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