Item: Fractal-Recursive Centaur, like a regular centaur except instead of its head being a human torso it’s another horse two-thirds the size of the previous one, recursive. In addition to being used to travel through fractalized space, it also has an attack where it whips out its head-spiral to kick, creating a paradox because the target is simultaneously hit with an infinite number of hooves and also they’re infinitely small, dealing 3d7 Psychic damage
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