Quoth @mylittleredgirl: #lois revisits all these moments in her head after she finds out#and then one day clark is like oh! i forgot! cheese of the month! and she’s like omfg stop i’m the only one here#and he’s like no really#and brings back a box with like assorted cheese wedges and lois just can’t sometimes with him like how is this guy even REAL#forget the superpowers like even without them clark would absolutely drop everything to return a library book before it’s one minute overdu#what if someone wants to read it lois#what if someone is waiting to take it out#no it can’t wait until tomorrow#i swear it will be literally two seconds #one second!#anyway that’s clark kent for you
Because all of Clark’s excuses are funnier if he’s made sure ahead of time that they are true.
Hell, he didn’t even plan that one. He just really likes fancy cheese