sevensneakyfoxes:

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

I really want Natasha to be offered a syndicated advice column.  YOU
KNOW SHE WOULD GIVE BOMB ASS ADVICE.

My
boyfriend wants to have sex,
and keeps pressuring me to do it even though I’ve told him I’m not ready. How can I get him to back off?
– Confused
in Chicago

Dear Confused in Chicago,

There’s a really great
sleeper hold I can teach you.  Then it’s a matter of dismembering the body and
weighting down the parts before you dump him into the river.

Let me know
how it goes.

Nat