







“The miserable have no other medicine but only hope.”
Death’s door and he’s quoting Shakespeare.for @starsfleets
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“The miserable have no other medicine but only hope.”
Death’s door and he’s quoting Shakespeare.for @starsfleets
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Some of these are fucking wild.
not to imply disney has any creative value but wheres the muppet avengers movie. just like a watchable avengers
and before you ask yes kermit is bruce banner in this scenario
loki is still loki and kermit beats the shit out of him
does him hulking out involve him turning into Animal?
no the only visible change kermit goes through is that he sticks angry felt eyebrows over his eyes
When we say that Ada Lovelace was arguably the world’s first computer programmer, that “arguably” isn’t thrown in there because of questions of definitions or precedence – she definitely wrote programs for a computer, and she was definitely the first.
Rather, the reason her status as the world’s first computer programmer is arguable is because during her lifetime, computers did not exist.
Yes, really: her code was intended for Charles Babbage’s difference engine, but Babbage was never able to build a working model – the material science of their time simply wasn’t up to the challenge. Lovelace’s work was thus based on a description of how the difference engine would operate.
Like, imagine being so far ahead of your time that you’re able to identify and solve fundamental problems of computer programming based on a description of the purely hypothetical device that would run the code you’re writing.
(Having no actual, physical computers on which to ply her skills, she then turned her attention to developing mathematical formulas for beating gambling establishments at their own game, which demonstrates that she anticipated not only the practice of computer science, but also the culture.)
Listen, I came out here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now.
via reddit.com
I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.
THANKS I HATE IT.
Actually I kind of like it because it’s clearly not meant to be eaten, which means it’s ART and I love the statement it makes about contemporary attitudes towards aspic!
[Description: A clear aspic mold displaying a number of sets of false teeth inside it. Oh god. The horror.]
Good news, Sam! Those are jello dentures! It’s E D I B L E
WAS IT NECESSARY TO RUIN MY ILLUSIONS?
Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal