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Cut the rug (cake), Alana Jones-Mann

January – June 2020:

July – December 2020:

In my opinion the key to understanding how to play Sherlock Holmes’ character is to understand that his asshole energy is actually pretty low. This is a common mistake made by many great actors. His asshole energy is no higher than the common mans. What he does have is nearly LETHAL levels of bitch energy. Whichever neuron in the brain that senses when the bitch levels are too high and sends out the anti bitch hormone Holmes was born without. Like you’re right Sherlock should never just be played as a nice guy but his abrasive and off-putting behaviors are due to bitch energy not asshole energy. It’s a subtle difference but a vital one. Don’t fight me guys I know a scientist

hipstermoriarty:

frenchoverture:

Those two comments made my day.

plot twist in which a new york man is not crushed comically by a piano, but instead saved from being crushed compassionately by multiple pianos

starsisbig:

rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with

mine is a Five Guys

Well I had to Google Maps this because in all honesty, I’ve not been down that end of the high street since it WAS a Blockbuster really – forget staying indoors away from the plaguetiems.

So right now it’s this….mysterious emporium of the outdoors:

neil-gaiman:

amatesura:

Stacia Napierkowska in Les Vampires (1915)

In Aziraphale’s head, this is the plot of Good Omens.

@mother-entropy

dovewithscales:

itsafckingsnickersbar:

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

This post is legendary and it still comes by sometimes and I love it. Decay is an extant form of life.

theghostofsomethingorother:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

as brutus said, tase him again

storiesofimagination:

the1001cranes:

runakvaed:

a defining moment in British television history.

#i have thought about this scene regularly for like twelve years #my last two brain cells are george sobbing into a pillow and mitchell screaming with his yellow gloves on (trillgutterbug)

I am simultaneously ALL THREE of these morons.

herdivineshadow:

twistedingenue:

awww-brain-no:

regularpolyhedra:

bottle-of-bucky:

I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA variant cover by Gerald Parel (2011)

#OH SHIT #CLASSIC AMERICANA DUSTY OVERALLS PICK UP TRUCK STEVE #HELL YEAH HELL FUCKING YEAH (via inkyubus)

@twistedingenue I feel you might appreciate this.

This was sort of my mental image of Steve in let fulfillment fuel the fire.

because yes. wow. very hot. so midwestern.

This just posted from my billion item long queue so obviously I must just PUT IT RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN.