a-cold-boy:

Daydreaming of the alternate reality in which Yahoo successfully acquired Google in 1998 and Facebook in 2006, thereby destroying both companies due to their incompetence and ultimately saving the internet.

copperbadge:

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

fursasaida:

This can also be used for divination purposes.  The amount of difficulty you have printing something is directly correlated to how much the universe is aligned against either the content or the purpose of the job.

[Description: A tweet from @ onefiftyfivemm reading “The surest evidence for the existence of a spiritual realm irretrievably beyond human ken is how angry the printer gets at being compelled against nature to straddle the intersteces between the real and the digital.” Posted at 1:06pm on September 14 2021.] 

I feel like this is casting printers as essentially digital prophets receiving the Word Of User and struggling to impart it to its subjects (a ream of paper) and I find this equal parts compelling and deeply upsetting.