corleonead:

Everyone, including me, who’s familiar with Pride and Prejudice: Hahahaha Mr. Collins’ is so useless and thinks he’s so fantastic at small talk, but he isn’t.

Me at any given Christmas dinner party: WHAT EXCELLENT BOILED POTATOES- MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE I’VE SEEN SUCH AN EXEMPLARY VEGETABLE

dark-magician-girl-meets-world:

My “No Corpses Are Kept In This Vehicle Overnight” sticker is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sticker

weissroseschnee:

charlesoberonn:

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers’ heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

Jolene

spacespirk:

found this on instagram and it’s now one of my fav bts pics ever

lunarcoast:

maybe reddit isn’t that bad after all

mysharona1987:

arsenicinshell:

Celestial Ceilings

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

dearings:

anomalous-heretic:

anomalous-heretic:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

Christians keep stealing shit from other esoteric traditions when St Barbara is right there.

Y’all have a PATRON SAINT OF BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS AND NONE OF Y’ALL EVER MENTION HER

Her symbology is the Chalice and Cannon. Queen.

her Wikipedia page says she’s lesbian

*LEBANESE

patron saint of osha

@drukhari

fullmetal-angelgrace:

HE WAS LITERALLY LET ON THE MISSION TO BE A NUISANCE