afeelgoodblog:

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

shesnake:

“So you see… you can’t be dead. You can’t be because I love you.”

The Matrix (1999) dir. The Wachowskis

jellycatstuffies:

Amuseable Teapot (UK Exclusive, available here)

Ko-fi / Instagram

funnytwittertweets:

ruckuscauser:

venowyn:

grumpynorthernblacksmith:

rohirric-hunter:

ereborslionheart:

tolkien fans are insufferable because you’ll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they’ll say “omg my favourite character is about to appear!” and it’s a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

6qubed:

best callback in star trek best one everyone else shut up

gentil-minou:

Fic Hoarders Alignment Chart

tag yourself i’m chaotic good

srdiecko:

peels the moon, separates it in halves in gives one of them to you because i love you

copperbadge:

catrocity:

fuckin love being a part of reptile groups

[Description: A post by Steve Jones to the Facebook group Derpetology, reading “Shout-out to the guy who tried to pick pocket me this evening and got a bag of frozen mice instead of my wallet.” It is surrounded by “laughing until I weep” emojis.]