a superhero whose name is just. so dumb and self-explanatory. they’re called like ‘Knifegirl’ or something and everyone’s too busy laughing at their stupidass name to realize it has nothing to do w/ their actual powers, the villains are caught completely off guard
the hero’s signature move is to sprout knives from her fingertips but then it turns out she’s a reality bender. she can bend reality to her will/is literally unkillable but. she just really fucking likes knives
HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN (20/31): ATTACK THE BLOCK (2011)
Government probably bred those creatures to kill black boys. First they sent drugs to the ends, then they sent guns, now they’ve sent monsters to get us. They don’t care man. We ain’t killing each other fast enough, so they decided to speed up the process.
