love how merry and pippin just join sam and frodo. they just literally run into him after stealing vegetables, see some nazgul, and go “oh, sick. we’re in!” without, like, any preparation whatsoever. no going home and packing, no letting their family know they’re gonna be gone for an indeterminate amount of time. just them, their carrots, and a grand total of one brain cell. legends.
For the last two nights, I’ve been dreaming about a white horse with FUNERAL spray-painted on its side, and the only explanation I can think of is that my brain meant to make a hearse and got confused.
“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death”
me and @glitchlight are working on a theory of tv coat men
i know annoying is meant to refer to how they come off to others in their stories, usually antagonists…. but i take personal offence at detective columbo being described as such!!!!!
