hi, if you wear glasses, this is your daily reminder to take them off and make sure they’re clean!
#they are never clean #they will never be clean #they will be dirty within a nanosecond of being washed #the water itself will make them dirty #no cloth is pristine enough (pocketsfullofpixies)
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“She had studied the universe all her life, but had overlooked its clearest message: For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love.”
– Carl Sagan


remember when it was common fandom practice to switch to holiday-themed urls and u didn’t know who anyone on ur dash was for a solid three months out of the year




man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
for the record, ‘not feeling anything’ is a valid and not unusual response to trauma or grief
so if you feel empty and devoid of feeling, it’s not because you’re a cold and uncaring person.
Sometimes, not feeling anything is the only way you can cope.
Be prepared for a delayed reaction, too. It’s very common to be totally calm during a crisis, and then days or weeks (or years) later suddenly get hit with a tidal wave of “HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED.”
Sometimes your mind waits until it feels safe to start processing things emotionally. It’s a powerful survival strategy, but it can really blindside you, because just as you start to feel like things are okay, you’re overwhelmed by the realization of how not-okay things were before.
This may not happen, and that’s okay too. But it’s something to watch out for when your initial reaction is numbness.
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
this image sent me into a uncontrollable laughing it was so painful I couldn’t breath
Aged like a fine wine tbh
Oh yes I remember this fondly
this meme is so vintage and pure that seeing it again only puts a smile upon my face




