There are two kinds of cartoon
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This is an amazing set of puns, but all I can think about is how that is SO MUCH CARROT to try and gnaw your way through in a single sitting.
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
#beefy seb – i’m into it.
Bumblebee Bat (Source: http://ift.tt/2d1pnig)
After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.
somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!
or possibly the moon!!!
*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*