Sean Bean: pronounced “shawn bawn” or “seen bean”?
I hate and love this so much
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how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara
Not sure about other people, but I just never got into the habit of it – I didn’t hear my parents swear until I was well into my twenties.
I’m pretty chill and don’t get angry (although I take comfort in the fact that the people angering me will get what’s coming to them at some point I guess?!?).
Enthusiasm is covered by “yaaay,” uhhhh stubbing my toe is covered by “aUGH!”
There’s also… “fiddlesticks”
And I need to thank you for coming to my rescue. Is that what I did? Eventually. And you paid dearly in the millinery sense so…
Y’all gotta remember she exaggerated a bit about how this all went down because Shelley likes things dramatic. According to everyone else at this party, she was actually the first one to finish her story-draft and when she read it to them, her own husband-to-be fainted from how grotesque it was.
MCU siblings (req by maximovstwins)
Gets funnier every time.
“Okay…sounds fake but okay…”
Okay, I have a rant brewing. It’s kinda tangential to Canada Day, old TV shows and superhero blockbuster trends. It’s too late to run.
So, this is mostly about Superman. See, lately there’s this weird assumption that you need to rework his character to make him interesting in the movies. You can’t have a guy with godlike powers helping people just cuz, you need to imbue the character with depth, which usually means a trauma, an internal conflict, a space to grow and change and have an arc. Also you have to make him Batman. All of this may or may not be directly blamed on Zack Snyder, Ayn Rand and misconstrued Joseph Campbell, but let’s leave these guys alone, they’ve had enough already.
What we won’t leave alone is that one Canadian buddy cop show from 20 years back which I love to bits and which presents us with a perfectly functional alternative approach to writing a superhero story.
And yes, Due South is lowkey one of the best superhero shows out there. Let’s see. We have a stranger in a strange land (of Chicago (shot in Toronto)) story, a set of weird powers that can not be chalked up to our hero simply being
KryptonianCanadian, a bright, ridiculous outfit, a magical pet, a dad from beyond the grave, a strong moral code and no gun, a sidekick and a catchphrase. All of the above is Benton Fraser, the mountie exiled to the barbaric land of Illinois and partnering with a local cop to, well, help people.The thing is, he has no arc and doesn’t need one.
Writing perfectly stable, goody-two-shoes hero is, of course, kinda boring, but here’s that one simple trick that drives Warner Bros. execs mad.
SupermanFraser does not need to grow and change and have his world shattered by some bullshit third act revelation, because it’s not him who does the growing, it’s everyone around.He has some shady shit in his past which will resurface to Sarah McLachlan’s song, but that is not why he’s great. He’s already this out of nowhere towering beacon of hope who may need to catch up on American slang and customs, but other than that comes pretty much perfect out of the box.
Pictured: the box.
It would have been super easy to set this up as a typical fish-out-of-water-and-into-late-capitalism kinda story, but the show starts to subvert these tropes from day one. Fraser does not even leave the airport yet when there’s a guy asking to borrow some money, and Fraser, this naive Canadian unprepared for tough streets of Chicago, of course, takes his word for it and lends that guy like a hundred bucks.
This is the rare show where that guy actually comes back at the end of the pilot and returns the money, thus proving it’s the naive humanist who was right about people all along, and not the cynical genre cliches. The sheer element of surprise in the mountie being nice to people is what gets to everyone on this show and steers them right every goddamn time.
Like, hey, someone actually believes in me.
This shit gets you a long way.
So, yeah, I just needed to reiterate I love Due South.
Janelle Monáe
‘Black Panther’ World Premiere
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“Authors can’t use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We’ll see about that…”
–Terry Pratchett, probably
Terry Pratchett always has the best solution but also, like…just spell it Theophany. Sounds about the same, looks Ye Olde.
I mean now I feel like I need to write a high fantasy novel about Theophany the noblewoman and her handmaidens three, all named Hyther.