q – Page 230 – half-girl, half-robot

No one has ever touched me since. No one ever will.

Though she would never have admitted it to anyone, Emma felt – just for one moment – a strange sensation that maybe, through her own endeavours, she was about to lose something that might never be recovered.

llleighsmith:

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

naamahdarling:

piratical-princess:

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini – those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT.

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like.

These are absolutely incredible.

spaceaboveandbeyond:

I’ve added recapped screencaps from 1.21 Stardust and 1.22 Sugardirt to the gallery.

The usual rules apply – credit, don’t hotlink, don’t ask for zips/rars!

Gallery:

1.21 Stardust

1.22 Sugardirt

temporalwalker:

bravoart:

Just one tit
Leave thine other one crazy and out of control
That thine party tit

SHIT

emmaduerrewatson:

You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn’t true. I know a lot about love. I’ve seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable.

– Stardust (2007), dir: Matthew Vaughn

little-lackadaisical:

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

Since everyone’s going crazy, the title of he book is
“Are You Scared, Darth Vader?” By Adam Rex

copperbadge:

mia7437:

loosellps:

asynca:

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it.

I always loved the TV adverts for Scottish Widows as a child. I may or may not have wanted to grow up to be one.

eyehawks:

I, uh. I don’t have a dictionary. Or Internet. Or, uh. Much of anything.