Tag: omg

’m Sherlock Holmes, the world’s only consulting detective.

I’m not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn’t understand. If you’ve got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:
1. I observe everything.

2. From what I observe, I deduce everything.

3. When I’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.

If you need assistance, contact me and we’ll discuss its potential.

The Science of Deduction

omg.

I bet I won’t even get a tumblr-pension and I better not get packed off to a tumblr-old-people’s home.

YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU’RE BORN.

When I was 15, I had Usenet and we had no pictures, music, video and dammit we liked it. HELL, youtube wasn’t even invented yet*. Post a binary to a non-binaries group and we’d flame you into next week.

As for on-topic? HAH. I laugh in the face of your puny attempt to ask a question about the band the group is actually about. Read the FAQ noob, we’re a local group for local people and there’s nothing for you here except a vague obsession with the film Velvet Goldmine and a tangible sense of imagination.

…

I bet most of you don’t even know what Usenet is.

*Jesus I’m old enough to remember before youtube.

des-who:

maysan:

fuckyeahkarengillan:

fishcustard-:

paperbackmountain:

somebodytolove-:

sendinthewolves:

(via skeweredjellyfish)

ok i am jealous of amy here. A LOT

OH MY GOD <3 

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I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO.

OH, HELLO BEST FUCKING SCENE EVER.

<3<3<3<3<3

I’m the only one thinking “Is that a Time Lord watch he’s wearing or just a bracelet?”

I am, aren’t I. Bugger.

O_O

Jesus. In 10 days, I’m going to be 26. I will no longer be able to renew my young persons railcard and get my shiny 33% discount. 🙁

Does this make me officially tumblr-old?