robotmango:

i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll be feeling it for weeks! they’ll really think twice about Doing A Crime again.” when like, in reality, they are dead. they are dead people. they got busted in the head six times with a carbon fibre rod, and they died en route. i mean lets get real. daredevil showing up to the hospital with self-help books about starting over, “i’d like to drop these off for some of the bikers,” and the nurses all look at each other like, “uh… oh, honey, they were transferred to metro… north…. yeah, insurance thing. we’ll hold onto those for you.” they are all dead matt they’re dead. church is cool but maybe you should spend some more time on the Medical Side of wikipedia

spatscolombo:

Justin go back to your seat this is a nuclear summit not junior high study hall you can’t just sit with your crush there are assigned name tags and you are decidedly not Nigeria

Reblog with the punchline of your favorite joke

theladyscribe:

wanderingdame:

gooseweasel:

derinthemadscientist:

crazyjetty:

suddenlycomics:

chelsea-beleren-vess:

fickedup:

tibalt-the-fiend-blooded:

augur-of-colas:

commandtower-solring-go:

flavoracle:

No setup

No context

Just punchline

GO!

A man who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog

And it was FAN-TASTIC

Otherwise, its a chicken sedan.

And as he finally arrived to the last drink stand, he saw that there was in fact, no punch line here.

Ma’am, that’s your air freshener. 

No, because she’s DEAD.

You’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman

Autism causes vaccines.

Up his sleevies

Denim denim denim

If I wanted two, I’d have asked for two.

I can’t tell you that, you might steal my washing

witdiseased:

All I want in life is a Benton Fraser/Steve Rogers fanfic

It would be the most polite, patriotic sex ever and everyone would be thanked kindly for their respective efforts

witdiseased:

All I want in life is a Benton Fraser/Steve Rogers fanfic

It would be the most polite, patriotic sex ever and everyone would be thanked kindly for their respective efforts