llleighsmith:

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

naamahdarling:

piratical-princess:

I’ve just discovered my new favorite painter, Vittorio Reggianini – those smarter than myself probably already know of him as an Italian painter from the 1800s who made satin look even satiny-er than satin. I just cannot get over how much he loved painting women who were NOT. HAVING. A. MAN’S. SHIT. 

But there was one hottie that everyone seemed to like, and I can’t blame them…

Vittorio knows what the ladies like. 

These are absolutely incredible.

emmaduerrewatson:

You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn’t true. I know a lot about love. I’ve seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable.

– Stardust (2007), dir: Matthew Vaughn

copperbadge:

mia7437:

loosellps:

asynca:

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

I always loved the TV adverts for Scottish Widows as a child. I may or may not have wanted to grow up to be one.