morethanonepage:

ok full offense but it’s genuinely BS that there are films called arctic and polar out AND both star mads mikkelsen and by BS i mean i legit did not realize that they were TWO SEPARATE FILMS until just now

I have seen one of them, and legit I could not tell you the title of the one I have seen.

Flags

vrabia:

shanlonwrites:

earthstory:

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

It’s just that Tumblr has a problem with orogenous zones.

izzibu:

writing-prompt-s:

You have many of the abilities of a Disney princess. You can talk to animals, people burst into song around you, and it seems every other day a “Prince Charming” type falls madly in love with you. As one of the most feared mafia enforcers in New York, it’s tough, but you make it work.

“How did you know?!” He squeals, on his knees and shaking.

Your finger tightens on the trigger.

“A little birdie told me.”

copperbadge:

drgaellon:

sufficientlylargen:

adzolotl:

dagny-hashtaggart:

argumate:

squareallworthy:

argumate:

spam email that starts off with “Behold!” is setting a damn high bar for itself

Broke: Starting your spam email with “Behold!”

Woke: Starting your spam email with “Hwaet!”

Muse, tell me the story of a complicated man,
the man who sold aluminium extrusion at an incredible price,

I sing of arms and the man who first from the shores of Troy, exiled by fate came to Italy and Lavinian shores, with a really unnaturally large dick, here look at these pills they’ll change your life.

Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote

The droghte of March hath perced to the roote

And bathed every veyne in swich licour,

Of which vertu engendred is the flour;

Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth

Inspired hath in every holt and heeth

The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne

Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,

And smale foweles maken melodye,

That slepen al the nyght with open eye-

(So priketh hem Nature in hir corages);

Thanne longen folk to save up to 80% during our Easter mega-savings sale event

@bbcphile @bifilthatonthatseson

I can’t even…

@copperbadge

If you don’t know

Whose signs these are

A Nigerian Prince needs

Your account numbers

Spam Email

gothicprep:

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything