palpatine: have u ever heard the tale of Darth Fuckhands McMike the wise? it’s a sith legend
anakin, at no point in time: why do u know a sith legend
Seems legit.
Hahahahaha
Must reblog/retweet every time I see this.
Spider plant, spider plant
Does some things that spiders can’t.
Clones itself in a pot
Makes the air fresh when it’s not.
I’m… gonna steal this spider plant.
Spider plant, spider plant.
Friendly cubicle spider plant.
Kinda like Fieri’s hair
But takes formaldehyde from the air.
Look out, i stole a spider plant.
@scifigrl47 your thousands of spider plants need to see this.
