tygermama:

thelibrarina:

allofthefeelings:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

allofthefeelings:

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

Ms. Marvel calls Natasha and Carol for help

‘What’s the problem?’

“PATRIARCHY!!!”

“You want help destroying the patriarchy?”

“Yes!!!”

“Cool. We have a club, here’s your pin.”

malicemanaged:

toast-the-unknowing:

thechaotictrickster:

kolbye:

boushi–adams:

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

This bitch in da grave

Yeast

is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year

I can’t breathe

I work for a Jewish organisation and like today our office is being deep-cleaned ahead of Passover when the little communal kitchen is going to be basically crime-scene taped off next week and we’re not to bring outside food in and there’s going to be matzo lasagne on the menu there and I’m sitting here, having been at the start of the Easter Triduum at church last night, waiting to go to church for the Good Friday stuff and all I can think is:

“Jesus is not kosher for Passover”

anakinsrightarm:

I think this is one of my favorite traits that Anakin has. Even after he lost everything; his wife, his friends, his happiness, most of his limbs, and even more; he still likes to do the spinny thing.