justiceleague:

“In this scene, Catwoman wants to whip off the heads of four mannequins. And Michelle’s three months of training really paid off. She performed this difficult and potentially dangerous scene perfectly on the very first take.”

“The trick about it is, it is traveling faster than the speed of sound. So, there’s a certain hazard to it because it can cut skin, it can break bones. She is doing things with the whip that will make Indiana Jones green… that 90 percent of the people who do this for a profession can’t do.”

— The making of Batman Returns (1992)

skrytch:

kaldicuct:

sapphiresoulmate:

kinkstertime:

texnessa:

whales-are-gay:

femminiello:

gan-firling:

neueratemybaby:

cantnotmove:

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

WHAT DID WE DO?!

When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” – Tommy Tiernan

The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change

When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.

1846

skrytch:

kaldicuct:

sapphiresoulmate:

kinkstertime:

texnessa:

whales-are-gay:

femminiello:

gan-firling:

neueratemybaby:

cantnotmove:

i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”

one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up

WHAT DID WE DO?!

When old people in England complain about all of the immigrants, I always reply:

“Well then perhaps England shouldn’t have run around the planet sticking its dick in every bloody country. Inviting them over for tea is the least England can do.”

“The English have a reputation for invading lots of different countries and then being really annoyed when those people follow them home” – Tommy Tiernan

The USA is doing that rn and is mad at immigrants so some things never change

When did America invade Mexico? Just wondering.

1846

badjokesbyjeff:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted

I don’t get it. I’ve lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.