The Queen has taken a shine to me and I will drip poison into her ear regarding you until she is mad with hatred for you or we can have a mutually advantageous friendship, counter free, yes or no?
god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind
Are you…Elinor Dashwood as played by Emma Thompson?
I BOUGHT THIS. haha it also has a step counter and is basically like a papal fitbit and the only thing that could make it better would be if it was glow-in-the-dark because I ABSOLUTELY LOVE religious tat.
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Also arrived from Italian Amazon in the most gigantic oversized box and I am like, you could have sent me the remains of St Pope JP2 in this box and still had room to put the papal fitbit and its fancy box in.
