hmmbarton:

Clint: Damn, I fucked up again.

Kate, narrating: He said, with surprise in his voice, for some reason.

splitjawjanitor:

twoofcups:

twoofcups:

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

Chewie, who knew Yoda in person but found it too funny to correct Han at any point of those like 6 years, and is now watching this unfold:

mother-entropy:

head-canons-galore:

one of my favorite things about the one with the whales is how no one from the enterprise crew knows what the fuck is going on when they get to the 80′s. most scifi time travel plotlines have one fucker in the group who ~just happens~ to study the particular period of history they travel to. this crew knows nothing. kirk thinks he knows something. He Does Not

kirk’s entire knowledge is “idk man they cussed a lot.”

broccoli-pants:

an-gremlin:

spacecrobat:

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time

i dont understand this and do at the same time