Category: crosspostr
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
Angels and Demons can’t cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. But a single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon’s touch like those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit.
I: [Seb], you have some nicknames in China…
OR, the one where Chris loses his shit over Seb being called a “chubby dumpling”
Sidenote: I think…there was a mistranslation somewhere because in Chinese it’s just “dumpling” or rather “steamed bun”
and fans have been known to call him the “winter dumpling” since he’s the Winter Soldier(sorry a helpful anon reminded me that “winter dumpling” is actually what Seb named his Chinese fans, yes I do recall that now), but I hadn’t heard anyone say “chubby dumpling” until Seb says it here. I’m sure now it’s going to be his new nickname permanently, so Seb you have no one to thank but yourself.