mothiraffe:

cyndermizuki:

deadstare4l:

warlocksmith:

pipistrellus:

rhube:

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

this image sent me into a uncontrollable laughing it was so painful I couldn’t breath 

Aged like a fine wine tbh

Oh yes I remember this fondly

this meme is so vintage and pure that seeing it again only puts a smile upon my face

cryoverkiltmilk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rosesavvy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theduchessunseen:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

The main characters of Pixars next movie 😀

ohmygosh he is helping the little owl cross the stream in the first one!

“You will get wet otherwise

Here I help

I am good doge”

This is like a Disney movie.

They need an animated film made about the two of them going on an adventure 😀

I really want to know the story behind these photos, like are they someone’s pets? Are they wild? Are they best friends that stare deep into each other’s soulful eyes?! I’ve got to know!!

How did this unlikely animal friendship begin? 😀

Apparently they are known as Ingo and Poldi. Poldi hatched several days after his clutchmates, and was picked on for being small. Ingo was from a family of police dogs, and ended up looking after the owlet. They are both pets of the photographer.

“They respect each other and they can read each other.”

When you’re born a light is switched on, a light which shines up through your life. As you get older the light still reaches you, sparkling as it comes up through your memories. And if you’re lucky as you travel forward through time, you’ll bring the whole of yourself along with you, gathering your skirts and leaving nothing behind, nothing to obscure the light. But if a Bad Thing happens part of you is seared into place, and trapped for ever at that time. The rest of you moves onward, dealing with all the todays and tomorrows, but something, some part of you, is left behind. That part blocks the light, colours the rest of your life, but worse than that, it’s alive. Trapped for ever at that moment, and alone in the dark, that part of you is still alive.

Michael Marshall Smith, Only Forward