14th Century Star Map *
Category: crosspostr




“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.
I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]
And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…
What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?
It’s 1 am and I have a cold and I just found out that Tinky Winky is 10 feet tall and I don’t know what to do
oh..h…
confirmed: the teletubbies are cryptids



Australian photographer Warren Keelan captures spectacular photos of waves just before and during the moment they break. Fluid dynamics is defined by motion – specifically the motion of substances that do not hold a single form – but one thing I love about wave photography is how crisp and solid water appears when frozen in time. In a way, it feels like a reminder that, even though we classify matter into different states, ultimately those states have a lot in common. (Image credit: W. Keelan; via Colossal)




Huge Electromagnetic Dancing Balls
what.
THE ORB MIND AWAKENS
ITS A BALL PIT ELEMENTAL!
Ą̫̻̞̠̰͖̽̍̀̌͛̀N͍̞̺ͧ̊̇̉̊̌̀ͅ ̖̺̲̩͂E̶͇̟͊ͦͩ̉ͧͥ̎́X͚̟̝ͮ́ͩͥ͢͡͞Ţ̸͇͖̘̟̹̟̞ͭͯͩͤ̆͆͐́Ŕ̟̪̬̻ͪ͡A̵̠͍͎͔͓͓̠ͧ̎ͭ̀ ̖̬̹̪̜̼̣͑́̇̍͝Ĥ̹̬̥ͦ͗͋̓͝Oͩ̆ͬ̒҉̨̼̳̗͚̺̲̳́Ụ͙̭͙̺̲̇͆̂̒̑͆͑̉͟͠ͅR͖̘̦͚͎̾ͣ̆̚͡
dashcon 2: the revenge
Monica Bellucci
Monica Bellucci photographed by Ferdinando Scianna, Italy, Sicily, Palermo 1991.








