thenymreaper:

someone in 2015: hey, what are the two LEAST SEXY things that you can possibly think of ??

me in 2015: that’s a weird question but it would probably be archie comics and the pope 

the spectral wraith of irony, cackling: hoo heuh heu hah

fuckyeahrosamundpike:

I want to talk to you about sports, but a weird sport that I found out that you play. I don’t think it’s legal to play. That’s probably true. Is it called fire hockey?

Anonymous:

I recently found a notebook of my great-grandfather and it was disturbing because there were things scribbled down but only in short sentences at best and it were things like: “won’t stop coming into the house”, “she died” and “it’s too many, I should seperate them” and I asked my grandfather what the heck this all was about and it turns out my great-grandfather had bees and one colony was full of idiots

congenitaldisease:

Lmfao!