honestly my favorite new phenomenon is the haiku bot coming in at the end of super serious posts. it’s like watching a supervillain come to a crushing defeat and then getting run over by a roomba.
The haikubot does not detect actual haiku. The artistry of haiku is that every line contains a thought or image that can be separated and still understood with the poem as a whole coming together to form a bigger idea or image.
The haikubot just detects sentences of 5-7-5 syllables and calls it a day. It’s an insult to the art form. Reading an actual haiku can be a spiritual experience.
You sound like a damn elitist bastard from the school of snobbery
you sound like a damn
elitist bastard from the
school of snobbery
^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
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Category: crosspostr
Today’s aesthetic: describing the Schism of 1054 as “fandom drama”.
(Bonus aesthetic: referring to the Ninety-five Theses as a “callout post”.)
If you think the Holy Spirit emanated from both the Father and the Son, unfollow me.
Yasssssss http://bit.ly/2J8OxgT
“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!
Did this post just provide us with a glimpse of an alternate timeline because damn
Oh look it’s the Good Timeline