Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.
[Image Description: Tag reading “you can go fuck yourself”]
The Special Edition AO3 Tag of the Day is: Tumblr @ its userbase
And, consequently, the userbase @ Tumblr
Female-presenting-nipple owners, male-presenting-nipple owners, and people with nipples of all other descriptions, this right here is the mood of the day.
Part of me thinks “Surely this isn’t true” but another part of me is like “This is not the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard”
There’s part of me that can’t possibly believe this is real, bit I’ve read parts of the Old Bailey records, and this is … not exactly normal, but not that far from it. People stole lots of shit, and drunk theater people are a very odd lot.
It sounds like a Leverage/Drunk History mashup.
“You guys, lesh…let’s go steal the Globe. We’re gonna steal the Globe Theatre.”
@tzikeh says the theft itself is well known, we just now have evidence Shakespeare participate in it, to which I say, a bounty of wealth for the first person who writes a Shakespearean heist novel.
Sometimes I feel like there’s a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean.
