ARTIFACTS OF THE INVESTIGATION REMAINED BEHIND, FROZEN AS A WARNING
when you’re writing cthulu/reader smut and cthulu gets mad because you’re not portraying him correctly
Reblogging this solely for the caption^^^
New David Cronenberg script looks great.
Category: crosspostr
Last one for the night:
Are communion wafers the same as flaming hot corn chips to demons?
Aziraphale: My dear what the fuck
Crowley eating communion wafers causing literal sparks in his mouth: I just like how it makes my mouth tingle
Depends on what denomination the communion wafers are.
Catholic: instant death
Lutheran: ghost pepper flavored crisp
Presbyterian: Takis
Baptist: slightly salty cracker
no talk with me im angy
Finally got all the pics from this photoshoot. (Just added pic 8 thanks to @myassbrokethefall who found it and was kind to let me post it).
nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal
schroedinger’s gunchucks
Why does schroedinger have so many things
Schrodinger’s hording problem
catholics: being horny is a sin
also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*
catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all
sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father
priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.