carnival-phantasm:

supreme-leader-stoat:

nobodys-favorite-machinist:

nunyabizni:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

whittneydoll:

neeetsocks:

tilthat:

TIL that Spain had a king who was so malformed due to incest that he couldn’t close his mouth and ended up destroying his entire dynasty

via ift.tt

thats just how spaniards be

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear

the monumental ugliness of El Hechizado always astonishes me

The Hapsburg’s were a unique bunch weren’t they

His family tree was a fucking Christmas wreath.

In case you wanted to know what his coroner thought of him.

That ain’t a family tree, that’s a family tumbleweed.

Every line of the wikipedia article is just a roast disguised as relevant information

The thing that I think about is that the portrait painter might have been doing their best to make Charles look good

herdivineshadow:

twistedingenue:

awww-brain-no:

regularpolyhedra:

bottle-of-bucky:

I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA variant cover by Gerald Parel (2011)

#OH SHIT #CLASSIC AMERICANA DUSTY OVERALLS PICK UP TRUCK STEVE #HELL YEAH HELL FUCKING YEAH (via inkyubus)

@twistedingenue I feel you might appreciate this.

This was sort of my mental image of Steve in let fulfillment fuel the fire.

because yes. wow. very hot. so midwestern.

This just posted from my billion item long queue so obviously I must just PUT IT RIGHT BACK IN AGAIN.

mother-entropy:

stealingmyplaceinthesun:

carefulpyromancer:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! 😉

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

one day i shall write that someone’s neck is “lingible” and i shall watch for those few whose eyebrows shall rise in judgment while everyone else’s brow is wrinkled in confusion

i can think of at least one lingible neck off the top of my head…