Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.
Category: crosspostr
sam: do you want to tell me about her?
old!steve: no, I don’t think I will
sam:
steve:
steve, taking off the photostatic mask: I’m just fucking with you! you really thought I wanted to go back to boiled potatoes and no internet?
bucky, in the background: steve u asshole you were supposed to wait and see how long it took for him to figure it out
The Mary Frances cook book; or, Adventures among the kitchen people – 1912 – via Internet Archive
hell yeah mouse dab
ARTIFACTS OF THE INVESTIGATION REMAINED BEHIND, FROZEN AS A WARNING
when you’re writing cthulu/reader smut and cthulu gets mad because you’re not portraying him correctly
Reblogging this solely for the caption^^^
New David Cronenberg script looks great.
Last one for the night:
Are communion wafers the same as flaming hot corn chips to demons?
Aziraphale: My dear what the fuck
Crowley eating communion wafers causing literal sparks in his mouth: I just like how it makes my mouth tingle
Depends on what denomination the communion wafers are.
Catholic: instant death
Lutheran: ghost pepper flavored crisp
Presbyterian: Takis
Baptist: slightly salty cracker
no talk with me im angy
Finally got all the pics from this photoshoot. (Just added pic 8 thanks to @myassbrokethefall who found it and was kind to let me post it).
nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal
schroedinger’s gunchucks
Why does schroedinger have so many things
Schrodinger’s hording problem
