The Queen has taken a shine to me and I will drip poison into her ear regarding you until she is mad with hatred for you or we can have a mutually advantageous friendship, counter free, yes or no?
god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind
Are you…Elinor Dashwood as played by Emma Thompson?
I BOUGHT THIS. haha it also has a step counter and is basically like a papal fitbit and the only thing that could make it better would be if it was glow-in-the-dark because I ABSOLUTELY LOVE religious tat.
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Also arrived from Italian Amazon in the most gigantic oversized box and I am like, you could have sent me the remains of St Pope JP2 in this box and still had room to put the papal fitbit and its fancy box in.
X-Files/IT crossover where we don’t even see Pennywise on screen because Scully’s sloshing through the sewer, exasperated, like, “Mulder, this is ridiculous. You have me wading through public sewage in Derry, Maine of all places, looking for a clown that eats kids? And for what?”
“Not a clown. Some kind of… entity. You’ve seen Hanlon’s research, Scully. Every twenty-seven years!”
“Approximately every twenty-seven years. We’re dealing with a cult at worst, and not even a particularly punctual one. I mean, come on, Mulder, wolfmen? Lepers? Agiant bird? These are the absurd hallucinations of a bunch of frightened kids, kids who might never find peace because we’re down here in the dark looking for some kind of Boogeyman instead of up there finding out what’s really causing all this.”
And before Pennywise can even think to, like, turn into Mulder’s sister or whatever somebody who writes good stories would do with this idea, It’s just shriveling up slowly in the background because Scully’s non-stop roasting It at full volume from literally the second they get to the Town House.
