Sure when teenage girls write self-insert characters that hang out with their faves it’s “cringey” and “bad fanfiction” but when Dante does it it’s a “literary classic” and “redefines the way we view Catholicism”
Legiterally Dante Alighieri, a 45-year-old man, wrote a scene where he’s all “And then I was in Hell with my fave Virgil and then all his friends said I was really cool and they asked me to join their squad and be their friend :)” and everyone is just like “Yes this is peak literature”
Category: crosspostr
It’s low profile
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
He got outta that thing like it’s a clown car
out of all the cars he could have chosen (and it’s canon that he knows how to steal modern cars) he picked the smallest, most uncomfortable car and stuffed in 3 grown ass beefy men. Incredible. I’m surprised they went along with it.
I guess he assumed the authorities wouldn’t be looking for three big beefy men in a little bitty car. There’s a certain kind of logic to that. Mackie said he kept running it into the wall.
My favorite thing Mackie said about this car wasn’t just that Chris couldn’t drive it for shit, but also that no useable footage exists of Sebastian Stan getting out of the backseat because every time he tried, he’d get stuck and everyone on set completely lost their shit.
follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds:
honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”
Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava
Rihanna said Vampire Rights
My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage! // Practical Magic (1998)