okiitos:

I fucking hate smart technology bro I’m so fucking sick of it

Oh wow haha this is like the stuff we were working on at university about 15 years ago and SURE smart fridges and smart lamps are a thing that could be sensible but like, literally no one, in the hundred or so people in my class, came up with a smart dishwasher.

*and like, the smart lamp’s not so much a smart *lamp* but kind of an ambient communication device

batcity:

batcity:

guys what day of the week were you born on? i was born on a tuesday

wait u all know that nursery rhyme about like “monday’s child”

This thing is, my Mum went into labour on Friday and I didn’t finish until Sunday so like….?

ugh tumblr

why must you do this to me, this is why I use an RSS reader rather than actually looking at the dash.