my mother: don’t go to the supermarket and buy random shit, just buy exactly what’s on the list
the list:
vegetal
an fruit (?)
meat, maybe?
This is exactly what my mum’s lists are like, only she puts “vegetables (NOT BROCCOLI” because I LOVE BROCCOLI and it’s good for her and when I look at the veg in the shop, I see the salad and go “that’s not veg” and I see things like onions and peppers and that and go “those are lies” and then I see broccoli and 😀
Of course now that all of our grocery shopping is online, I whatsapp her from inside the house with a photo of her list going WHAT IS THIS??!?!?!??!?!?!
(Cannot whatsapp from the supermarket, do not have smartphone)
Time to figure out how to make the white paint that arrived all dried out, not dried out so I came paint the bird grey https://instagr.am/p/CDESSFOHirM/
