crosspostr – Page 291 – half-girl, half-robot

ringsabellamy:

twocatstailoring:

greenjudy:

eggcup:

hands down this is my favorite picture ever

The ancient cry has been answered:

can has

CAN HAS

Someone’s not going to understand this and I will finally have to face my own mortality

lesbianholocron:

Bones almost certainly has an embarrassing tattoo he thinks nobody else knows about

weirdtrek:

Just Emony Dax

tobadlygo:

Bones: Listen here you son of a bitch.

Spock, trying to contain his emotions: My mother was, in fact, an immensely kind and well liked woman.

Bones: I meant your father?

Spock: …

Spock: Continue

rosesisupposes:

memorizingthedigitsofpi:

piscesintherain:

marypsue:

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to the original canon, sometimes it’s just that one telegram that says “Fuck you. Strongly worded letter to follow”.

And sometimes it’s 95 things that canon did wrong, nailed to a door.

martin luther was onto something

“95 Things The Catholic Church Got Wrong And The One Thing It Got Right”

54 chapters, 423k words, slow burn

downey-junior:

I’m not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings. There are days that define your story beyond your life. Like the day they arrived.

ARRIVAL (2016) dir. Denis Villeneuve

yeris:

if you could see your whole life laid out in front of you, would you change things?
arrival (2016), dir. denis villeneuve

robertdowneys:

Memory is a strange thing. It doesn’t work like I thought it did. We are so bound by time, by its order… But now I’m not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings.

Arrival (2016) dir. Denis Villeneuve

solarsyrup:

I know you don’t want to hear about ursine fractals any more but it… bears repeating

mydesignispeople:

lavender-shark:

starrypawz:

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

dearemma:

^{EMMA WOODHOUSE AND GEORGE KNIGHTLEY}